LMo, thanks. You're absolutely right. Also, I can't ever remember not liking someone because of their parents' cleaning prowess. Except this one family's place always smelled like a diaper pail. That was kind of gross until you got used to it. So I doubt my kids are going to all of a sudden lose their friends and not make new ones because their mom isn't wired with the proper cleaning chromosome.

My messy house is a source of frustration for me, though, and eats at my self esteem. I'm embarrassed to have anyone over because of it. If I could tackle it, that would be one less roadblock to letting people into my life, and might lessen the self esteem issues. Who knows? I think I need one of those people who comes in your house and relentlessly gets rid of stuff while you stand there in shock. LOL

Anyone want to nominate me for Clean Sweep?

Dear Clean Sweep People, Shirley's ex tells her she will lose her kids because of her messy house. She also has no friends. Please help.

Sincerely, The Groholians