I'm sooo ashamed....I should be forced to change my username from thelionkinglives...I got lost in the woods for HOURS!!! So much for king of the jungle...I'm just a domesticated housecat posing as a lion...IM SUCH A FRAUD....

I took the family to a local forest area park type of thingy...all of us. Me, BC, all 4 kids, 3 dogs. Everyone exept the new bunny.

We went hiking through the trails, Logan & I were climbing trees, crossing old rusty bridges that sway alot, playing around the river.

BC went to open her pop & it blew up all over her.
She decided to take the twins & the dogs back to the car because she didn't want to be a bee magnate.

So I decided to showoff my great outdoor tracking skills. I said that me & the 2 oldest kids would meet her on the other side off the woods at a bird sanctuary. she could drive around & meet us....

We got sooo LOST! We probably would have been ok if we would have stayed on the trails...but I just had to try a "short cut"...

We went down in & climbed up sooo many old river rivenes..with cyote & deer skulls all around us....we stumbled on an old civil war bunker, we crossed trees over revines to get to the other side...got scratched up by a ton of thorn bushes & I hope no one got into poison ivy.

I knew we were in trouble when we came up to an electric fence & we were on the INSIDE of the fence. I still don't know how that happened? Then we came up to a tree with a huge ladder with a seat in the tree...that's right,a DEER STAND!!! We were now on private hunting ground & no one knew we were THERE!! I was sooo worried we were going to get mistaken for deer. Thank Goddess **** Chaney wasn't there!

I then found a black top road but when I stepped out on it. It said that it was "private property" "no tresspassing" & that you had to pay at the main office to be there...I didn't have my wallet or my cell phone...I don't know if the heat was getting to me by that time or not but at that time I thought the best option was to stay following the electric fence accross the black top deeper into the woods & try to come out on a "main street".

We eventually came out in a very rich gated community with camera's & horses every where & asked an old man in his garage where the bird sanctuary was & he pointed accross the barron field & said walk that way for about 20 minutes...After walking that way for about 20 minutes we finally came across a family playing soccer that gave us a lift & let me use their cell phone to call my wife, who by this time had already been to the bird sanctuary, back to our orgin point, went to her parents & dropped the twins off, came back to the bird sanctuary & waited for a half an hour & was about an hour away from calling the police to search for us...

we overshot the bird sanctuary by 8 miles on foot...

I'm sore, tired, sun burned, cut, scratched & embarressed
Daniel Boone...I'm not!