This is not startig out well....I might as well burn the 1st page of BC's schedule

I got back from taking logan to school because I over

Then I had to wake twins up 2 hours early because our legally blind friend needed someone to take her daughter to school...which meant I had to count on my almost 14 year old to get herself out the door to her bus stop...simple enough right

I went up stairs threw the twins over my shoulder & ran them out to there car seats. Figured I would dress them for school after we got home.
They were whining they were hungry, so I grabbed a huge bag of Doritos..EXTRA CHEEZY & a Mountain Dew So they could eat breakfast in the van.

Picked up friends daughter & on the way to her school, Samantha calls & asks me WHERE HER SHOES ARE!!! ...I'M NOT THERE YOU ARE HOW THE HECK DO I KNOW....FIND THEM....CLICK

5 minutes later she calls back & says she still can't find one of her shoes & she MISSED HER BUS!!!...After I ever so sweetly said I'll be there to take her in a few minutes & hung up I dropped off our friends daughter & punched the gas....

Sure enough 3 blocks later I look in the mirror & what do I see???
BLUEBERRIES & CHERRIES...you've gotta be kidding me...

The officer comes up to the window & asks for my insurance & if I know why she pulled me over....I said yeah....You wanted an excuse to get my phone number. She didn't laugh*gulp*...So I explained my reason for going 55 in a 35 as she looked in the back & saw the twins in their Pajama's with bed head covered in dorito cheese sucking their Mountain Dews through a straw & she let me go with a warnig

I get home honk the horn for Samantha to come out & get in the car...
She get's in. I said you finally found your shoes huh?
She said no...I JUST PUT ON ANOTHER PAIR!!!!
WHAT?? Why the heck couldn't you think of that in time to catch the bus!!

I start to pull away & I here what sounds like a heard of dogs yelping...I look out the mirror & all three of my wife's Pomeraiians are running down the street after the van....apparently the garage door doesn't comprehend what it's suppose to do whe I push the button.

So the dogs jump in the car with me, Sam & the grimlins (twins).

I just got back home...the grimlins finished off the whole bag of Doritos
I walked into the bath room & SAMATHA'S SHOE THATSHE WAS MISSING IS ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER!

I now have one hour to get the twins ready for school...I gotta wash faces & comb their teeth & brush their hair....wait that doesn't sound right...anywho can't stress that now...

Now Lily keeps whining everything I grab her to wear doesn't match....SHE'S 4 for Goddess sake...The etire outfit is pink...The pants are light pink & the shirt is dark pink...IT's ALL PINK....HOW CAN PINK NOT GO WITH PINK!!!

I woder if their teacher will buy that I thought it was where dorito covered pajama's to school day