I gotta keep ballet, baseball & chess tournaments straight...
Not only gotta keep them straight....which one when.....but also which who where
BC made me a list 3 pages long typed...
I don't do so well with schedules or lists...
Was under the impression with my husband's ADD issues they just figured out at 55 that lists were exactly what he needed....couldn't function without them.....couldn't function with them either
darn, my shirts on backwards...
I'm hungry...
Ok...focus....take my ADD meds...
Are you sure it wasn't the other way around....take the meds (oops the dose????) hungry, shirts on backwards....I guess as long as it wasn't also inside out.....you're ok.
Ohhh look a squirrell
think you have enough to care for right now...lol don't think bunny needs a friend
Glad the second part of your morning went better than the first (I'm ducking that flying lost shoe right now....I can see it flying through my computerscreen as I type)
They were whining they were hungry, so I grabbed a huge bag of Doritos..EXTRA CHEEZY & a Mountain Dew So they could eat breakfast in the van.
My gosh....that sounds exactly like my breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Nothing messier than those yellow cheesey fingers that get all over everything (no wonder my keyboard is so messed up)
Picked up friends daughter & on the way to her school, Samantha calls & asks me WHERE HER SHOES ARE!!! ...I'M NOT THERE YOU ARE HOW THE HECK DO I KNOW....FIND THEM....CLICK
Now that's a priceless answer almost wish I had a young daughter to use it on
The officer comes up to the window & asks for my insurance & if I know why she pulled me over....I said yeah....You wanted an excuse to get my phone number. She didn't laugh*gulp*...So I explained my reason for going 55 in a 35 as she looked in the back & saw the twins in their Pajama's with bed head covered in dorito cheese sucking their Mountain Dews through a straw & she let me go with a warnig
They all use the same line.....I like your response will have to try it sometime (usually I just keep my mouth shut to keep out of trouble & they let me go)...good thing she had more of a
maternal sense of humor than her humor to your response......thank heavens for the gremlins......they earned their keep today.
I get home honk the horn for Samantha to come out & get in the car...
She get's in. I said you finally found your shoes huh?
She said no...I JUST PUT ON ANOTHER PAIR!!!!
WHAT?? Why the heck couldn't you think of that in time to catch the bus!!
It is funny how they can always think of the right thing to do after the fact
.....bet the next time....
you will go through the same thing
I start to pull away & I here what sounds like a heard of dogs yelping...I look out the mirror & all three of my wife's Pomeraiians are running down the street after the van....apparently the garage door doesn't comprehend what it's suppose to do whe I push the button.
I can just see those 3 little munchkins running after the van.....I always make sure mine are in the truck where ever I go. I had the same problem with my garage door....only it seems to happen in the evening when the sunlight is shining on the thing that senses something in the way.....of course, depending on how smart
your 3 little pom munchkins are....they might have been standing in the right spot for it to sense them in the way & not close so they could have some exercise & the van ride they were really after
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I just got back home...the grimlins finished off the whole bag of Doritos
The whole bag between the 2...not bad really.....I can do it by myself without 1/2 trying.
I walked into the bath room & SAMATHA'S SHOE THATSHE WAS MISSING IS ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER!
Are you sure that was the missing shoe or was that the only one she was able to find???? & that was where it landed when she decided to go with the different pair??? just wondering?
I now have one hour to get the twins ready for school...I gotta wash faces & comb their teeth & brush their hair....wait that doesn't sound right...anywho can't stress that now...
Thinking that in an hour, you might just make it if you don't decide that you need to brush the face, comb the teeth & wash the hair.
...think the drying time with the hair might be pushing in on the hour??? Of course, with the doritoes all over everything I wouldn't doubt that the hair needs washed too.....but it will dust off a little
Now Lily keeps whining everything I grab her to wear doesn't match....SHE'S 4 for Goddess sake...The etire outfit is pink...The pants are light pink & the shirt is dark pink...IT's ALL PINK....HOW CAN PINK NOT GO WITH PINK!!!
Haven't you learned by now that not all pinks match or go with each other.....one shade doesn't go with another I mean LK, any fashion specialist
LK would know that....my goodness.
I woder if their teacher will buy that I thought it was where dorito covered pajama's to school day
I think at this point, I would definitely go with the dorito covered PJ look.....who knows, you might start a new fashion statement for the twins & it tasts good too even if it isn't in really good taste.
Just can't resist the posts of you & BC.....they are just too fun,
Eskie