Not only gotta keep them straight....which one when.....but also which who where

I can't help but think how funny it would be to drop Logan off for Ballet instead of Lily & Noah....Then Drop the twins off for Logan's chess tournament....So much for his 3rd in city ranking he keeps bragging about. That'll teach him to correct me on which direction is the right way to go in the woods.

Was under the impression with my husband's ADD issues they just figured out at 55 that lists were exactly what he needed....couldn't function without them.....couldn't function with them either

Yes I function better with lists.....I usually lose the list though.
As hard as it is to believe with the normal exterior I exude I can be a little eccentric about a few things...
For istance, I'm the only math major I know that doesn't keep my notes. Most of the others I know keep them in folders & file them away to revisit when needed...Me, after the problem or test is finished I crumple them up & throw them away.

Are you sure it wasn't the other way around....take the meds (oops the dose????) hungry, shirts on backwards....I guess as long as it wasn't also inside out.....you're ok.

I'm not sure of too much right now........BC I need you. I would make a horrible bachelor....I'm way too domesticated now

think you have enough to care for right now...lol don't think bunny needs a friend
Crap!!!! The rabbitt.....food, water, let out of cage for a few....thanks

My gosh....that sounds exactly like my breakfast, lunch, dinner. Nothing messier than those yellow cheesey fingers that get all over everything (no wonder my keyboard is so messed up)

My keybord is messy too. But this was Muffy's fault. She said something funny & didn't warn me so I blew Dr. Pepper all over my computer.

Dinner....maybe I'll try to make speggetti. The noodles are done if they stick to the ceiling when you throw them right?


Now that's a priceless answer almost wish I had a young daughter to use it on

You can borrow mine right now if you would like

They all use the same line.....I like your response will have to try it sometime (usually I just keep my mouth shut to keep out of trouble & they let me go)
Unfortunately along with ADD, PTSD, OCD & BP I also suffer from FMD (Foot in Mouth Disorder).

This went better than the last time I was pulled over...
I was working 2 1/2 shift (between)2nd & 3rd) in a small town about 45 minutes away. I would go through down town at 3 a.m. on my way home. Not a soul on the road, I got pulled over. I was having a bad night & wasn't in the mood for Barny Phife messing with me....I looked at my speed...I was only going 35. I got out of the car screaming, cursing, droping more F bombs than Sam Kennison...He then point to the speed limit & the sign said 20....oooopppsss.

He gave me a reckless driving ticket for going 15 mph over the speed limit & a ticket for no insurance....so $500 in fines.

In my town if you had proof of insurance at the time of your court appearance they would drop that charge. So I scrapped up enough cash for min. coverage.

This town didn't have that rule however. I showed them the insurance & she basically said...so. I then snapped & told her that the fine was excessive, obviously people do not have insurance because they don't want it, they can't afford it & apparently she just needed money for another fur coat...
She threatened to hit me with a contempt of court. I continued telling her if she did that what does she honestly thinks the odds will be that I could afford to keep the insurance I just purchased....The fines grew to $900.

A little rambling but this just triggered a memory from middle school when I was about 12 or 13. I was late to class & the teacher asked me why I was late....my answer...

Because i came in after the bell rang.

He threw a desk at me.

thank heavens for the gremlins......they earned their keep today.

Yip, their teacher can keep them for a few days.

It is funny how they can always think of the right thing to do after the fact.....bet the next time....you will go through the same thing

Yeah...& she will continue to roll her eyes at me everytime I speak to her.


I can just see those 3 little munchkins running after the van.....I always make sure mine are in the truck where ever I go. I had the same problem with my garage door....only it seems to happen in the evening when the sunlight is shining on the thing that senses something in the way.....of course, depending on how smart your 3 little pom munchkins are....they might have been standing in the right spot for it to sense them in the way & not close so they could have some exercise & the van ride they were really after.

I don't know how smart the Pom's are but we use to have a cat that could turn on the shower....Not cool in the middle of the night.

The whole bag between the 2...not bad really.....I can do it by myself without 1/2 trying.
Yeah but proportionally they are only about 30 lbs a piece

Are you sure that was the missing shoe or was that the only one she was able to find???? & that was where it landed when she decided to go with the different pair??? just wondering?

Yes, because the other one is stuck in the computer screen now

Thinking that in an hour, you might just make it if you don't decide that you need to brush the face, comb the teeth & wash the hair....think the drying time with the hair might be pushing in on the hour??? Of course, with the doritoes all over everything I wouldn't doubt that the hair needs washed too.....but it will dust off a little

Well I had them spiffy & shiny enough for school....I forgot to clean out their car seats though....so their bottoms were cheesy by the time we got to their school
Haven't you learned by now that not all pinks match or go with each other.....one shade doesn't go with another I mean LK, any fashion specialist LK would know that....my goodness.

Ohhh, silly me. How could I not know that. How could she be soo conserned with her cloths matching then put pink heart shaped sunglasses on & a purple chown shaped bucket upside down on her head.

I think at this point, I would definitely go with the dorito covered PJ look.....who knows, you might start a new fashion statement for the twins & it tasts good too even if it isn't in really good taste.

I should have let the Pom's lick them clean

Just can't resist the posts of you & BC.....they are just too fun,
Don't resist..PLEASE!! Especially the next few days...the only other communication Ihave with anyone over 5 ft tall does nothing but roll her eyes at me.

I can breath a little for about 45 minutes. Then I gotta pick up the twins. Then at 3:30 pick up our friends daughter & Logan at the same time from math lab (he's a tutor). They are on opposite sides of town...so I think I'll get our friend Lisa to get Logan.

BC, always says Lisa is my "wife in waiting" should something happen to her. She's convinced she'll go before me... That still strikes me as odd...who picks their spouses possible next spouse? She said it's because she doesn't trust me to pick someone that either wouldn't hurt me or be good for the kids...
She says "let's face it when it comes to picking wives your history is only 50/50"

I'm gonna take a 20 minute nap...
can somebody give me a wake up call at 1:40

LK