bearchic34: I am soooooooooooo glad to be home!
Not nearly as glad as I am
I have taken the last hour to read what my dear LK has been up to...........OMFG!
That would be me...over here...look at me
Crackin me up!!!
Cautiously optimistic...*gulp*
As busy as he was is as bored as I was. Arkansas is NO place for a city girl!!
So don't EEEVVVERRR go back, k?


I don't even care that it looks like a herd of elephants trampled through my living room
HEY...this is clean
OR the fact that the laundry basket that I left sitting in the living room with a note to take upstairs is still here
Didn't see a note....this morning the clothes weren't even in the basket
They were used to make a tent
I just wanted.... INTERNET CONNECTION!!!! I Am SOOOoooo Technologically Dependent!!! and my Cell...gggggrrrrrrrrrr we don't EVEN wanna go there.....guarenteed service my candy *****
*rumaging* I know I have a spell casting book some where....verison guy go....BOOM. "can you hear me now my *****"

Came home to the right number of critters
...4 kids...wow are they wound up....3 dogs!! Bouncing...did someone give them redbull??and a HUGE bunny!! Whoa! she gained weight.
yeah...'bout that..ummm I think she needs a diet plan...I think she's eating too much Alfalfa

The only thing remotely interesting that happened to me in 4 days was on the way home, TODAY! We stopped in Litchfield Il, ok whatever! Stopped at an A&W/Long John Silvers combo for lunch (What the heck kinda combo is that??) They have those nifty mugs that your not allowed to take So I decide to go ACROSS the street to get a bottle of Dr Pepper for the last 4 hrs.......mom & sister were suposed to pick me up over there....THEY LOST ME! LEFT ME! Whatever you wanna call it but I wait & wait & wait no ride...hmmm
Secret cyber soldiers...shhhh!!!

call my sisters cell..."were waiting outside the gas station"
me "uh no I'm standing here, no you"
Her "yes we are"
me "uh again no...I am STANDING HERE"
her "wait....which gas station did you go to??"
me "wha??? The one RIGHT NEXT STORE"
her "ohhhhh ~laughs~ were at the OTHER one"
I want to ask why in the blankety blank blank blank they thought I walked across 5 lanes of HIGHWAY traffic when there was a gas station NEXT DOOR!!

I am sooooooooo glad to be back to MY insane family!!
told ya normal was boring