Hymn #365
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> A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
> emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world,
> I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
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> With even greater emphasis, he said, 'And if I had all
> the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
> river.'
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> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
> 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take
> it and pour it into the river.'
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> Sermon complete, he sat down.
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> The song leader stood very c autiously and announced with a
> smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us
> sing Hymn #365,
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> 'Shall We Gather at the River.'