Thanks! My t is the first one I thought of. She will say "no way!" She won't let me do it, she knows me too well and how I will react. Not breastfeeding right now (or ever again, for that matter!), so I can't use that one!

Glad to hear that your t has gotten you out of it, Sky, that makes me feel better! HUGS to both of you!
(btw, my husband just thinks this is SOOOO funny!)
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