Oh, fer cryin' out loud -- Mortimer, you should know by now that light sabers require close quarters to be effective.
I'm looking forward to my dash-mounted disintegration ray...
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There is no heroic poem in the world but is at bottom a biography, the life of a man; also, it may be said there is no life of a man, faithfully recorded, but is a heroic poem of its sort, rhymed or unrhymed.
Thomas Carlyle in essay on Sir Walter Scott
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