There once was a Doc named John
Who saw that our brains are like flan
He created a place
Where we could feel safe
Just to go on and on and on and on and on!

There once was a group called the Mods
Who helped when we were at odds
They tried and they tried
To help us when we cried
And never complained of their jobs!

Now we have these rooms
To get us out of our dooms
All thanks to the Mods and Doc John!