I have my bag packed...
Would you like some company

Will remove rollers from hair
Will wear something other than my bathrobe

Coffee mug and flip flops stay

Promise now to yell "move over buster" at every car we pass
Will control my urge to say "ribbit" as we pass bodies of water

Will not leave my forwarding address!
If we are stopped by the local police I promise not to yell "I've been kidnapped"

I know exactly how you feel.
I don't know who wrote the survival manual but they sure left out a lot of chapters.