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Old Jun 13, 2009, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by NuckingFutz View Post
just in case you ever have the need to pee standing up, pull your pants all the way, face toilet, lean forward with your hands on the wall, hips forward, aim and shoot. No mess and no one has to know. ;-)
Hell better yet, buy a pack of these:

http://p-standingup.com/

It can kinda understand your fetish in a way ... sometimes during masturbation it really likes as the clitoris gets swollen visualizing it becoming fully engorged and erect like a penis. The "bigger" it gets during this time the more deliciously insane the orgasm will be; in some cases you can work yourself up into feeling like you literally fire off like a guy would.

But, nothing sexual bes taboo for Moriah (Malady).
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