Actually, I'd say, "I don't wanna get **** faced unless it's my birthday." :P

And Amazon, I almost never make eye contact with any of my therapists. I have to force myself to look their way and into their eyes. Looking into peoples' eyes has always been uncomfortable for me since I was a small child. Stupid ******* adults would be screaming at me demanding that I look them in the eye and it would make me cry even more.