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Old Jul 03, 2009, 08:54 AM
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Behold a group of cars that lack socially redeeming qualities, they represent vulgar consumerism and a complete disdain for the future of the planet, feel free to add to this list (Keep in mind this is tongue and cheek)



Cadillac Escalade EXT
For the Rapper, who has an urge to work on the farm



Bugatti Veyron

When 12 Cylinders is not enough, 16 we must have, when 2 turbos just do not cut it, why not 4, This thing burns through its entire gas tank at its 253 MPH top speed in 12 minutes



Ford Excursion

10MPG estimated, due to a federal loophole Ford was not required to list the mileage of this giant smog pump on the window sticker, and was too embarassed to do so.



Rolls Royce Phantom, "Let them eat Cake"
"Hey Chauncy can you pass the grey poupon"?, if you have to ask its 400,000 and no, you and most third countries could not afford it.



Hummer H2, Gas Mileage, uh ha ha ha ha yeah right
Hey pssst, you just paid 50 grand for a pimped out Chevy Suburban, because AHHHNOLD has one, thats all this is, a rebodied Suburban which means you paid 20K extra for nothing but cosmetic changes. You can tuck your gold chains in now.



Nothing says "up yours!!!" to the establishment better than doing smokey burnouts in Portland or San Fran in this thing, GO VIPER!!


Lamborghani Renvention

"Ladies in Gentlemen, pulling up to the red carpet... "Satan"

this is just the start, I am sure you guys could think of plenty more "offenders" Have fun!!