Just a note:

I don't wish to spoil anyone's fun, but writing words in an attempt to avoid the swear filter is against the rules, so I've had to go back and edit several posts. Using asterisks (*) is the appropriate way to "swear" on the forums, NOT using one letter and then a series of asterisks. Substituting other symbols for letters is also not appropriate.

Please keep in mind that we've got younger members here, even if they've heard the words before elsewhere!

I tried to maintain the integrity of the posts, but please keep this in mind in the future. (This rule IS forum-wide, so if you see another member trying to avoid the swear filter in future posts, you can "report" the post).