Forgive me if I seem just a tiny bit excited and beside myself, but...

I just got a call form "Inferior" Mobility saying that my chair will be delivered between 10 and 12 tomorrow morning!!!

WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!!

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION, BOYS! THE SOUTH SHAAALL RISE AGI'N!!!!!




I don't believe it.