Haha, you just sounded like a TV commercial absolving itself from potential litigation. Gardisil is not intended to treat or prevent what it's been made for to treat and prevent. Just pay up and hope you don't get HPV. (I know that's not what you were saying and I also know it can only prevent 1 or 2 kinds of the disease, just funnin' you.)

Did you ever see that SNL fake commercial called Happy Fun Ball? The warnings were hysterical. While all these "kids" (Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey among others) are playing with the ball joyfully "It's happy. It's fun! It's hapy fun ball!" the voice over says, "Warning, happy fun ball may cause dizziness, headaches, nausea, hair loss....
"Happy fun ball is made from a glowing substance that fell from the sky...

You get the idea.