shanks. I'm glad no one witnessed how psychotic i was in therapy today.

I aspire to be a writer for the Daily Show or Colbert Report or even create my own one online.

Warning:
may cause silliness, satire of public officials, mockery of famous figures, and witty repartee with guests who exist only in my head...but at least I have an endless supply of material. (those are the people in my noggin all vying for my attention at once)

I'm glad you approve. I invite you to be one of my minions in my quest for world domination through crap-your-pants-spray-your-drink-through-your-nose hilarity.