This should be easy, but it's not.

- Going to Lake Michigan (and hoping it's not too cold and/or stinky that day).
- Eating tons of fresh salsa and not worrying about onion breath.
- Getting my hair trimmed.
- Taking a really hot bath to build up a good sweat and clean out my pores (but I'd prefer a sauna).
- Bath and Body Works Fig Body Scrub (messy, but leaves your skin super soft).
- Any movie the critics say I'm supposed to hate (i.e. Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller).
- Mini golfing with my kids.
- Noah's Ark water park with my kids.
- Sleeping in a bed with sheets that have been dried outside.