How about
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"Grandma Succumbs to Attack From Five Year Old Granddaughter Turned Tornado - F5 and Still Finds Time to Log On to Mental Health Site."

Just kidding about the ROFL... Next you'll be reading about my memorial service. hehe What a way to go!
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