Gas Fairy.....in the classroom?.............as he raises his hand....and is called on......and asks a question........Can I open the door and windows?

as he,himself.......lets one rippppp!.......and says.......god that felt good.....

one less severe abdominal pain to feel.....due to IBS.............

as he invites the little grumpy man with little wings on his back floating...flying around the class dropping poooof beans in everybodys drink of choice to help them feel a little better...........

ooohhhh only if you want......of course........me?.......he can drop some of those putt putt beans in my coffee anytime!