Move. As soon as you can afford it, move to the city, into an apartment or wherever you can afford. You need to be away from your mother who is clearly short a few marbles somewhere. (Sorry, I'm a bit harsh when friends are hurting)

(((((((((Bowzz)))))))))))))

Poor lady... what about making friends with the neighbours so you can call them nexttime? Or someone else nearby? Anyone seems better than calling your mother ... she has issues that need to be resolved, and you really need to avoid her for your own good. I know that's hard, but sometimes is needed.