Are you looking for friends or for a relationship? Are you missing companionship or sexual gratification?

For me I find sex toys a good substitute for sex. And when I am done with them I can toss them in the closet and I don't have them asking me to make them a sammich.

I seem to be offering everybody cats tonight but I find petting my cats' soft fur soothing. I have two kittens ready to go. Old cats, young cats, cats of all colors. Besides everybody needs a little *****.

Well I'll be darned. I just got auto-edited. So I guess talking about kitties is just too graphic. LOL