ya know that ppl have dug their way out of prison using nothing but a flimsy spoon? hey, we're here to do what we can to help you find the "pony".
i've got a room full of crap too and a spoon---it'll take awhile, but i think it can be done......and if you really don't mind getting "up to your elbows" hands work well

you are loved and cared for
and if you need a bit of summer vacation, ok, but remember to stop in.