((((inky)))) make them fire you! Don't give in. Plus, once they fire you (if they really follow through) you get to post a response to your firing, into your own file and then anytime they give out your work history, they have to send your rebuttal with it. (Keep a copy for yourself, also.)

If they fire you, can't you also collect unemployment then? Sheesh... taxes are supposed to help ppl like you!