I had to check Wikipedia what that means and.. you really think that's what this is? Is it because he is inappropriately old for me that makes you think that...? Like, if he was a young hottie then this would be completely normal and not some mental health issue

Anyways, sick! My feelings towards whom would I be transfering and why are they sexual? Funny.. he actually is a therapist, not mine but that is his occupation.
Well I definitely have to say, you butchered about 60% of the puppy lovingness with this creepy little awakening

Well done! I'll just have to see how I feel when I see him tonight.