What if you were allowed to have hand sanitizer, clorox wipes, and the pills from your bottles or ones that your p-doc or your mom got you directly from the pharmacy or even samples all nice and sealed?
If you can't pee in their bathroom, they could always do a catheter while you were unconscious. Don't know about number 2 though.
And what if your mom was allowed to bring you in sealed food?
I think they could accommodate you if your DR explained all of this.
Just an idea.