Hell better yet, buy a pack of these:

http://p-standingup.com/

It can kinda understand your fetish in a way ... sometimes during masturbation it really likes as the clitoris gets swollen visualizing it becoming fully engorged and erect like a penis. The "bigger" it gets during this time the more deliciously insane the orgasm will be; in some cases you can work yourself up into feeling like you literally fire off like a guy would.

But, nothing sexual bes taboo for Moriah (Malady).