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The Problem with Viagra
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like
some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit
juice and coffee?" He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,"
he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
sandwich?"
He declines again. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my
desire for food.."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious
apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines once again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I
'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.."
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 Vickie
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