This is not my dream, I'm female. A male friend sent this to me. I'm replacing his name with *** for obvious reasons. Anyone want to take a stab at what's going on here.

6:42:49 PM] ***: and i start having sex with the concrete vagina
[6:43:26 PM]***: I dial 911 on my phone but i don't push send
[6:44:02 PM] ***: and i continue to make love to grumpy the gnome until my penis no longer comes out
[6:44:10 PM] ***: just a mess of blood and caramel
[6:44:19 PM] ***: then i drink a bottle of nyquil
[6:44:25 PM] ***: press send on my phone
[6:44:27 PM] ***: and pass out