I have this ability of saying ludicrous things with an absolute poker face, no expression, or as they say in psychological circles, a completely flat affect.

I once told a therapist in group that I was not the typical woman. When I get upset, instead of crying, I often go outside and sit on the curb and shoot at cars.

They almost called for the great big strong guys with the coats. I had to do a lot of convincing very quickly that I was only joking.