I'm sorry....Even after all the posts I still can't get past the fact that you could "bone" this chick and still love your girlfriend. B.S.

One thought....if I EVER found this on my boyfriend's computer....not only would he never see me or hear my voice again but I would make sure he KNEW how much of a jerk I thought he was.

I'm normally not this harsh but that's just selfish and insensitive. You don't love her if you would ever seriously consider cheating on her. Sorry but it sounds like you need to grow up. MEN don't talk or act like that. Your post was disrespectful to women everywhere, especially your girlfriend and saying things like mother------ make you sound even worse. I'm being a total jerk now but whatever, that is just plain wrong. Asking for advice on how to cheat on your girlfriend?!