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Dec 10, 2009, 02:18 AM
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Member Since: Mar 2009
Location: So Cal
Posts: 3,342
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So I was perusing through my email this evening and noticed I had something in my Spam box. I read the title of the email and was immediately intrigued.
I'm sure that many of you have received emails similar to this, as they are popular internet scams. This is what it said....
"Hello,
I am a Manager/Auditor of a bank. A client of mine died in 2003, Kenya plane crash and he has a lodgment fund of US$14.5M. And no one knows about the funds,The Strategy is to use our influence as Managers in the bank to approve the funds to you. If you are interested to help me claim it forward to me your names,cell,Phone/fax,profession,age and country so I can contact you. My client name is Dr. George Brumley, you can confirm. http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/21/Wo...die_in_K.shtml
Thank You
Mr, T.Paul"
Now...normally I wouldn't waste my time, but today I am quite irritable and just don't give a flying hoot-owl....and I'm feeling a bit snarky, so I decided to respond.
This was my retort....
"Mr. Tambo,
Thank you so much for allowing me to help in this venture. I will gladly forward you the information that you have requested. Please dear sir, if you will, send me your mailing address, cell phone number, fax number, age, and country so that I may comply. Once you place the money in my account, I will be happy to hand it over to you. Of course I will need your account and banking information as well so that I may transfer the funds. Upon this transfer, I will send my Pilot with my private jet to fly you to my island. There we will sip on the finest Brandy's and Cognac's and lounge around with my five female Siberian Monkeys. They are in heat right now and quite fertile. You shall enjoy them as they are very gentle with the Male of our species.
Once you have had your fill of my fine monkeys, and they have had their fill of you, you will enjoy a relaxing massage with the finest Cigars at your fingertips. After your rejuvenation period you will be cleansed and you and I shall board my jet and fly off to Rome to meet with the Administers of the Great Vatican.
There, all your questions will be answered and all your dreams will come true.
Please forward your information to me post haste, and our journey together shall begin. Until then, I will be fondling you in my thoughts.
Good night dear Sir."
Oh, Mr Tambo....you mess with the Goose, you get the Gander!!! 
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