A cup of coffee spiked with some Rum might do the trick?....LOTS of Rum....lmao....(jk..but you know that, Michele).

Sorry to hear he's being a .....(insert name here), Michele.
I don't know which is worse...having your man there at home driving you nuts, or halfway across the planet... unaccessible.....Hmmmmmmm...

Hope your holiday is a good one.

Shangrala