Got back from the dentist a while ago. I can't say I'm going to be feeling better any time soon. He wants to do $6335 worth of work. No root canals needed, but I need 6 crowns, 7 sealants, and a frenulectomy. He'd like to replace my current bridge eventually - that would be another $2800.

Yeah, I just happen to have $9000 laying around. NOT!