You know how every kid doesn't want to think about his mother ever having had sex?

Well...

sometimes kids shouldn't be so nosy and they won't get the shock of their lives.

In a time long, long ago when I was a bit more frisky my then boyfriend and I put a videocamera on a tripod and I put on my little Britney Spears schoolgirl skirt and...

and then we had a good time.

On videotape.

So I hid the videotape in my closet along with the generic porn and sex toys and stuff like that. Then I forgot about it pretty much. The boyfriend is gone. I have gained weight and can't fit into the skirt. Not really much reason I would want to view the video at the current time.

And then...

My now twenty year old son tells me this week that when he was a bit younger, sometime in his teens, he was snooping in my closet and found not only the "professional" porn tapes but the one starring his mom.

Oh. My. God.

He said he thought he was going to go blind.

I laughed hysterically telling him it was his own fault for being a snoop and he is saying, Mom, I want to erase that from my mind.

Poor kid. Serves him right though. Should I laugh or feel sorry for him? I keep doing both!