Fool Zero
I had to read your post again, and it was even funnier the second time around.

I sooooooo appreciate your input because something else was troubling me......
My husband was under a woman's desk, working on the phone system. He could hear all the ladies gossiping about him, speculating on who he was and whether or not he was safe. They were very well-dressed, beautiful and successful women.
One woman started in on "Latin Lovers," and gushed to her friends "You just HAAAAAAVE to have one." Her friends giggled and said "Shame on you, you're a civilized lady and upstanding member of your church....and MARRIED!!!
She burst out laughing and said "It doesn't count...they're MEXICANS! The ladies cracked up over that one and agreed they needed to find themselves a "Latin Lover."
I suspect this woman believes Mexicans can be used for ANYTHING as long as it's satisfying and gets results....regardless of the "mid evil" nature.

Neither her husband nor God will mind because they are not human - they are just "blow-up dolls" and "lumps" on the side of the road.

WOW
Again....thank you soooooooo much.

That one REALLY bugged me.