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Jan 30, 2010, 10:33 PM
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Member Since: Oct 2006
Location: Appalachia
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And now something a bit less serious -
Good Rules To remember:
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll likely just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him, "Why do carry a 45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a .46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff w as attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "NO Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought a shotgun."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
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