Goals? Like rules, they were meant to be broken. I've accomplished the big ones - mostly happily married, 3 kids who look like they'll graduate from college several years before I did, decent career, nice house, good friends, oh, and chronic mental illness under control (knock on wood). Now if I could only be rich and happy.

OK, OK, how about I catch up on my paperwork. I bring work home every night, but I blow it off rathionalizing to myself that evenings are my time. If I could knock off a few cases I'd feel less guilty talking to you guys. Alright, start bugging me.