I used to have a girlfriend in Oklahoma and we decided to go riding one day (she lived on a ranch) and she decided to put me on her father-in-law's horse. I got up there and said, 'Getyup! Let's go! Get going!' Anything I could think of. He just stood there, like, "what did you say, fool?" He knew I had no earthly idea what I was doing and was not going to accommodate me. Debbie, my friend, talked to him and told him to behave but he was not going to go anywhere. Needless to say, we did not go riding that day.