Here is a list of a few…

#1. When I hit the breaks in my old truck, a bunch of empties don’t roll out from under the seat.

#2. When a cop pulls up behind me on the highway, I don’t break into a cold sweat these days.

#3. When someone knocks at the door, I just open it, I don’t check to see who it is first.

#4. I don’t pick fights with my wife so I can have an excuse to go out drinking anymore.

#5. And the one I never even thought to ask for, My daughters don’t remember their daddy as a fall down drunk. They forgot.

Richard