#51. Don't need a 12 pack just to clean.
#52. I take coffee breaks at the computer instead of beer breaks.
#53. I can see things through to completion, instead of doing everything 50%.
#54. No more throwing up because of coughing.
#55. I now pray to a Higher Power instead of Porcelain Throne.
#56. People now think I'm cool because I'm funny and insightful, not because of how many beers I can outdrink them with.
#57. I laugh. For real. With honesty.
#58. I can see the beauty in the desert.
#59. When I lay down, the room doesn't spin.
#60. When I wake up, I don't need to countdown until my first beer of the day.