Inky, I see the need to self-medicate. I get it. You know what helps me in a positive way? It's to laugh my *** off. I have heard this story a few different times with a few different twists. The latest one had me rolling and peeing I was laughing so hard.

Okay, so I want you to laugh, think silly and embarrassing and bloopers. You know they always say don't go out without clean underwear on? Well this couple was driving to a *****art in Fl and the car broke down in the parking lot. He told her to go ahead and do her shopping, he would fix the car. She came back out to a small group of people standing around her car and a pair of men's legs sticking out from underneath. Upon closer examination she saw that the crowd was aware that the man had no underwear on and lose shorts so all of his manly goods were hanging for all to see. She quickly reached under and tucked the equipment back into his shorts and stands up to see her husband looking at her from the other side of the car. The couple was okay, the car was okay, the mechanic, he needed three stitches in his head.

Okay so it made me giggle. I know, I have the humor of a 12 year old. See somthing funny, listen to funny tapes, laugh. It releases the same chemical the si does but without the guilt and shame and addiction later.