I was wandering all over K-Mart looking for some things when I heard my two year old son make a strange noise...
While in the sewing/crafts section, he had managed to get a button still on it's cardboard...stuck between his two front teeth.
The cashier had to get the bar code off while it was still stuck between his teeth.
It took about an hour before I could remove it.

Before my religious beliefs changed, we were in church and when the bells rang during communion, she piped up with, "Welcome! Come on in..."

I so enjoy them being grown