Last night on the way home from a trip he was acting like a total wimp. He makes jokes like "oh are you talking about me?" all the time. If I'm texting, emailing, whatever.....he will make that joke. And I just laugh about it and let it go. Well last night he was texting while I was driving so I said "oh are you talking about me?" and he totally flipped! Saying how exhausted he was. So I said, Oh I'm sorry YOU'RE so exhausted because I have driven the whole way there, the whole way back and all around the city (I ended up driving about 24 hours in 3 days). Plus....he took a nap in the car. So I'm sorry you are sooooo exhausted from doing absolutely nothing (not to mention I did all the research and planning prior to the trip) that you have to flip over nothing. Now he refuses to admit that he makes that joke all the time and I never flip out like that. He goes "I haven't made that joke in probably 2 months!" Since when was there a timeframe requirement for making jokes? So now HE has to make a joke within the last week for it to be okay for ME to do it?! I might strangle him. I'm so livid right now but I'm not letting him see that because I know that's what he wants.