hahahaha! you're right it is! then maybe you should call him back after telling him that and say "oops, sorry. it was just a smudge on the X-rays...no sign of your brain ANYWHERE!" lol
maybe you should write him a letter of cutting remarks that only you read

that could be fun and take out some of your anger and frustration too!
i'm glad you came here. (((((kathyanita))))) and i hope we can all be very supportive of you right now.
-shadow