I swear, my husband just had cyber sex on his laptop across the room from me.

WTF?

Let's just say that the motion under a blanket is unmistakable. He was making "the face." I didn't know what to do, so I pretended I didn't notice. I was going to ask him, jokingly, if he was having convulsions, but I was too afraid to.

WTF?

He just went up to bed. I can't go up there.

I am seriously losing my grasp. I am going to really lose it soon.