If i'm already depressed and suicidal, shouldn't being in the army be a plus?

I'm in high school, I'm dead broke, I'm sad all the freaking time, death is welcoming to me. Doesn't the army hope for people like me?
People who don't care about living or dying and who doesn't care about what happens to them? Plus I'll be getting paid for it. And who knows, if all goes well then they'll pay for my college.