Crew, my friend...all down in the dumps? Me snuggle in wif you, if okay. Scoot over a little, will ya? Okay, that's much better now. Let's do PC together! I'm sitting on the right so you type left handed and I'll type right handed! Wait, get another mouse so we can both do it.
Well, that was fun, wasn't it? We should do that more often. What's that? Oh, you want to type right handed next time? Sure, we can do that. It was kind of sad when you kept right clicking on your right handed mouse with your left index finger instead of yer birdy finger. It does take practice doesn't it?
But, we had a good time!! So many laughs and giggles. Please don't tell anyone I farted so loud that one time you had me laughing because I couldn't keep up with you! I couldn't help it, it was all your fault anyway...making me laugh that hard.
Well. I gotta go now. Let me get up, will ya?
With love to you Crew...