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Originally Posted by Elysium
Let your eyes get a little watery and let your chin quiver a bit. Tell him "Daddy...I...uhm...I took a test today. Uhm....I took it twice actually. Uhmm...Daddy....the stick turned blue. I'm pregnant."
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Perhaps you should put 911 on speed dial before this conversation. 
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